Donkey punch of the day

Looking up at the skylight in my bathroom after a shower and seeing someone looking back. Jeepers creepers I've got a motherfrakking peeper.

Donkey punch of the day

iTunes 7 and my new iPod don't allow me to play the TV Guide podcast. I have to listen to it at home on the computer. That kind of makes me feel a little dumb for spending $toomany.frakkingdollars on something to listen to on the move. Perhaps I should invest in a walkman, burn the podcast to a CD and then I will have the TV Guide crew to entertain me on the elliptical as they have in the past. This is the second donkey punch I have had from the people at Apple. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd, but the are starting to make me think my position on the PC + cheapass MP3 player world.